“ ... I somehow got the idea that oak floors were located exclusively in New York City. This came chiefly from watching Woody Allen movies. I wanted to live someplace that looked like Mia Farrow's apart… Meghan Daum
“ When Maimonides says that the Messiah will come but that 'he may tarry,' we see the origin of every Jewish shrug from Spinoza to Woody Allen. Christopher Hitchens
“ I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who don't... Adam Levin
“ One must have one's delusions to live. If you look at life too honestly and clearly, life becomes unbearable because it's a pretty grim enterprise, you will admit. Woody Allen
“ I’d like to think that the day I realize we will always be miserable will differ from every other. I hope it will so obnoxiously stand out from the monotonous cycle of my days, that I wouldn’t forget… Temperance
“ Such arguments remind me of a scene from Woody Allen's movie Manhattan, where a group of people is talking about sex at a cocktail party and one woman says that her doctor told her she had been having… Cathleen Falsani
“ If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up. Woody Allen
