“ Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he is the Unreasoning Animal... In truth, man is incurably foolish. Simple… Mark Twain
“ She said the words, and then she had a strange moment of seeing them, hanging there over her head. You're going to vacuum up that squirrel! thought Flora. Kate DiCamillo
“ Never did he fail to respond savagely to the chatter of the squirrel he had first met on the blasted pine. Jack London
“ Not much goes on in the mind of a squirrel.Huge portions of what is loosely termed the squirrel brain are given over to one thought: food.The average squirrel cogitation goes something like this: . Kate DiCamillo
“ Americanism in all its forms seemed to be trashy and wasteful and crude, even brutal. There was a metaphor ready to hand in my native Hampshire. Until some time after the war, the squirrels of England… Christopher Hitchens
“ This squirrel is inadequately afraid of humans! Squirrel, I am a threat to you! We are enemies! Please get off my bench! Oh, god! Oh, god! Don't touch me—oh, god! John Green
“ Aunt Prue was holding one of the squirrels in her hand, while it sucked ferociously on the end of the dropper. 'And once a day, we have ta clean their little private parts with a Q-tip, so they'll lea… Kami Garcia
“ Through the metal bars of the jungle gym, she watches two gray squirrels chase each other around a tree. Around and around and around. So gratuitous. Thomas Pierce
