“ Mac raised his hand. Once I could only find one of my socks, he said. Man, I looked everywhere for it! Under the bed, in the bathroom. You’ll never guess where I finally found it.In the refrigerator,… Louis Sachar
“ To refrigerate a clock was an extremely violent act, not one I could explain to anyone. Peter Carey
“ Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either. Jenny Lawson
“ When, some months later, Zoltan emailed me about his decision to run for president, I immediately called him. The first thing I asked was what his wife thought of the plan.“Well, in a way,” he said, “… Mark O'Connell
