“ Not that my regularly scheduled life was so great, but it beat getting judged unworthy by twelve bearded guys named Erik. Rick Riordan
“ Etiquette tip: If you're looking for the right time to leave a party, when the host yells, No one leaves here alive, that's your cue. Rick Riordan
“ That awkward moment when you jump out a window because your friend jumped out a window, then you remember that your other friend can fly. Rick Riordan
“ The last I saw of Percy and Annabeth, their Prius was turning the corner on First Avenue, Percy singing along with Led Zeppelin on the radio, Annabeth laughing at his bad voice. Alex crossed his arms.… Rick Riordan
“ Look, some people prefer , Alex said. They’re non-binary or mid-spectrum or whatever. If they want you to use , then that’s what you should do. But for me, personally, I don’t want to use the same pro… Rick Riordan
“ Those movies... ridiculously inaccurate. The real gods of Asgard — Thor, Loki, Odin, and the rest — are much more powerful, much more terrifying than anything Hollywood could concoct. Rick Riordan
“ Congratulations, man. What's her name?""Estelle. It was my grandmother's name. Um, on my mom's side, obviously. Not Poseidon's.""I approve," Alex said. "Old-fashioned and elegant. Estelle Jac Rick Riordan
“ Annabeth shook her head. "All these years sneaking around, and we could've just been ourse Rick Riordan
“ The only strange thing about Jackson was the tattoo on the inside of his forearm - a trident as dark as seared wood, with a single line underneath and the letters Rick Riordan
