“ Are you telling me that vampires and werewolves are the reason America won the Revolutionary War?,” I asked, dumbfounded. Drew Hayes
“ Look, I’ll tell you what I do, but you won’t believe me.” … “Given that I just found you bound and gagged, my mind is somewhat more receptive than it might normally be.” “Well then, here’s the deal,”… Drew Hayes
“ Albert died in an unfortunate accident sometime ago and was raised as a zombie by his amateur necromancer friend, Neil. Bubba was a new friend we had acquired in Vegas when helping him gain back the f… Drew Hayes
“ You’re a good man who happens to be a vampire. We aren’t human, but that doesn’t make us monsters. Drew Hayes
“ Vampire strength might not let me lift cars, but I will tear up some shrubbery all day long. Drew Hayes
