“ Who is that?Your replacement.You replaced me with a shaved poodle?He's got mad skills. Ilona Andrews
“ We can get you a throne with snakes. I’ll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear Kate Daniels. She is a mighty and terrible ruler. Grendel can anoint the petitioners with his… Ilona Andrews
“ Monsters are getting more uppity, too (...) I heard where this guy, he killed this monster in this lake, no problem, stuck its arm up over the door (...) and you know what? Its mum come and complained… Terry Pratchett
“ I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded. Ilona Andrews
