“ Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself?...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks. Janette Rallison
“ Mrs. Pott's beady black eyes narrowed,"Do you know how many glass slippers I have to stitch when I get home? There's a Mad Hatter serenading a toaster as we speak. There could be mayhem wreaking havoc… Sophie Avett
“ No fairy godmother had ever spent time helping a poor and humble milk maid who was destined to die even poorer and humbler. Chris Pavesic
