“ I had drunk myself to oblivion,Stepped from the room into a dreamless slumber,My consciousness had parted ways,Taking a well-earned vacation. Morris R. Gates
“ When true love broke my heart in half,I took the whiskey from the shelf,And told my neighbors when to laugh.I keep a dog, and bark myself. Theodore Roethke
“ Does drinking make you wittier? One might as well ask if witting makes you drinkier, which it may. Benjamin Errett
“ Somebody tells you they drink because they’re a failure, it ain’t so. They’re a failure because they drink. And they drink because it’s so damn hard not to. But as long as they have a bottle that isn’… William Kent Krueger
“ Isolde took a swig. "It doesn't matter if you believe it or not. Your government just gave you two months to get knocked up." She held up the bottle, her face dull and red. "Cheers." "You better get y… Dan Wells
“ Partying and dancing have never been my thing, but drinking I could do with reasonable familiarity and skills. I decided to begin there. Vann Chow
