“ Because if I ever get nailed, I don’t want you running out to get the same medicine. Believe me, if it’s you lying out there, I’m gonna make sure you’re alive before I go. Henry V. O'Neil
“ Sergeant Tin said it would be easier to just call you Corporal. She said you go back and forth, promoted one day and busted the next. Henry V. O'Neil
“ How do I feel today? I feel as unfit as an unfiddle,And it is the result of a certain turbulence in the mind and an uncertain burbulence in the middle.What was it, anyway, that angry thing that flew a… Ogden Nash
