“ I have a package for somebody named Mrs. Jewls, he said.I’ll take it, said Louis.Are you Mrs. Jewls? asked the man.No, said Louis.I have to give it to Mrs. Jewls, said the man.Louis thought a moment.… Louis Sachar
“ So if you were dating the UPS guy, he could buy you whatever the hell he wanted. But I cant."well...yes, but I'd never date the UPS guy. Those brown shorts are just not a turn-on for me. Lisa Kleypas
