“ Never allow carping critics to deter you from success. Instead, silence them with it. Christian Baloga
“ When people are doing their utmost to upset you, it's probably best to just laugh at them. Wayne Gerard Trotman
“ It's rude to stare," said the troll. Its mouth opened with a little crest of foam, and shut again in exactly the same way that water closes over a stone. "Is it? Why?" asked Rincewind. How does he hol… Terry Pratchett
“ [Rincewind] drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll. Terry Pratchett
“ And yet, will we ever come to an end of discussion and talk if we think we must always reply to replies? For replies come from those who either cannot understand what is said to them, or are so stubbo… Augustine of Hippo
“ On the right, a brigade of trolls. On the left, squabling civil servants. Invasion of zombies. Have I managed to summarize the zeitgeist now? Martijn Benders
“ This person probably lives in their momma's basement, scratching their ass and lacking vitamin D. #SocialMediaTrolls Luuvie Ajayi
“ Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit. Philip K. Dick
“ Were you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood, sergeant?Nossir. Just a warning shot inna head, sir. Terry Pratchett
“ Arguing with anonymous strangers on the Internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be—or to be indistinguishable from—self-righteous sixteen-year-olds possessing infinite amoun… Neal Stephenson
“ We’ll start with an easy one, shall we? What is the secant of three pi?” The troll asked. “Pie?” Toru felt suddenly hungry. “What are you talking about, man, have you gone senile? A sea camp? You mean… Noor Al-Shanti
“ ...I prefer rain -sometimes I feel sunlight will turn me to stone - perhaps I'm a Troll... John Geddes
“ If you’re not good, I’ll burn your—”“Yeah, I know.” MeShack strolled to his bedroom. “You’ll burn my balls off. Kenya Wright
“ And in a nasty war, where's the best place to be? Apart from on the moon, o' course? No one?"Slowly, Jade raised a hand."Go on, then," said the sergeant."In the army, sarge," said the troll. "'cos..."… Terry Pratchett
“ Michelle: Phone. That had to be my phone waking me up. My hand swept across the nightstand until it found the vibrating hunk of silicone. "Hello." "Michelle, It's Gordon from the Cobb County Sheriff's… N. E. Conneely
“ It was said in the old days that every year Thor made a circle around Middle-earth, beating back the enemies of order. Thor got older every year, and the circle occupied by gods and men grew smaller.… John Gardner
“ Hold onto your innocence of heart, at all costs! Because it is the spark of deity that you are born with. Don’t let the trolls steal your divineness. C. JoyBell C.
“ The spell started to brush across my skin, tasting me, telling me what it wanted....Nothing compared to power flowing through you, over you, around you. It was a alluring, sensual as it wound through… N. E. Conneely
