“ Take your best orgasm, multiply the feeling by twenty, and you're still fuckin miles off the pace Irvine Welsh
“ I pay more tax registered in Holland than I would in the USA, but better gieing to the Dutch to build dams than the Yanks to build bombs. Irvine Welsh
“ Me contó un montón de cosas que yo no quería oír, cosas que mi madre y mi padre nunca supieron, y que odiarían saber. Lo cabrón que era Billy con ella. Cómo en ocasiones la golpeaba, la humillaba, y l… Irvine Welsh
“ This thought though, is nowhere near sufficient tae stop us fae daein what ah huv tae dae. Irvine Welsh
“ You can only learn through failure, and what ye learn is the importance ay preparation. Irvine Welsh
“ We took morphine, diamorphine, cyclozine, codeine, temazepam, nitrezepam, phenobarbitone, sodium amytal dextropropoxyphene, methadone, nalbuphine, pethidine, pentazocine, buprenorphine, dextromoramide… Irwin Welsh
“ I'm glad our slivers of existence intersected in a Venn diagram between the crushing slabs of oblivion on either side of them Irvine Welsh
“ It seems to go beyond our personal junk circumstances; a brilliant metaphor for our times. Irvine Welsh
“ Whin yir oan junk, aw ye worry aboot is scorin. Oaf the gear, ye worry aboot loads ay things. Nae money, cannae git pished. Goat money, drinkin too much. Cannae git a burd, nae chance ay a ride. Git a… Irvine Welsh
“ Now most people would put this doon tae experience, ye always want what ye cannae have and the things that ye dinnae really gie a toss aboot get handed tae ye oan a plate. Irvine Welsh
“ This internal sea. The problem is that this beautiful ocean carries with it loads ay poisonous flotsam and jetsam … that poison is diluted by the sea, but once the ocean rolls out, it leaves the shite… Irvine Welsh
“ Still, failure, success, what is it? Whae gies a fuck. We aw live, then we die, in quite a short space ay time n аw. That's it; end ay fuckin story. Irvine Welsh
“ Scotland can exist fully if we dream hard enough, Julie. I just can’t relate to that Scottish deep-fried-chip-on-the-shoulder. Trainspotting was wrong: it feels fucking great being Scottish. We’re bec… Alan Bissett
“ Leave it man. Squirrel’s botherin nae cunt likesay! Ah hate it the wey Mark’s intae hurtin animals… it’s wrong man. Ye cannae love yirsel if ye want tae hurt things like that… ah mean… what hope is th… Irvine Welsh
