Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex.At least you know he's still available.
Simon looked from one of them to the other, and shook his head. When did you two get so buddy-buddy? Last night it was all, ‘I’m the most elite warrior!’ ‘ No, I’m the most elite warrior!’ And today...
Simon stepped between them. I’m not going to let you fight with each other.And what are you going to do about it if . . . Oh. Jace's gaze trailed up to Simon’s forehead, and he grinned reluctantly. S...
Simon! Clary shouted, and seized his arm. What? Simon looked alarmed.I'm not really sleeping with your mom, you know. I was just trying to get your attention. Not that your mom isn't a very attractive...
Simon: So were you following me? Or is it just an amazing coincidence that you happened to be on the roof of a building I was walking by when I got attacked?Jace: I was following you.Simon: Is this th...
Simon? she asked. I have a stupid question.What is it?Did you sleep with Isabelle?Simon made a choking sound. Clary swiveled slowly around to look at him.Are you okay? she asked.I think so, he said, r...
Simon?Yeah?Can you tell me a story?He blinked. What kind of story?Something where the good guys win and the bad guys lose. A nd stay dead.So, like a fairy tale? he said. He racked his brain. He knew o...
Thank you, Simon said. It’s a joke, Isabelle. He’s the Count. He likes counting. You know. ‘What did the Count eat today, children? One chocolate chip cookie, two chocolate chip cookies, three chocola...
That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the childcatcher from .
That's right. Act like rejected . It's not like you tried to kill me or anything.
The nod means 'I am a badass, and I recognise that you too, are a badass.
The warlock's gaze, on the flames, was remote and distant, as if he were looking back into the past. Simon couldn't help but remember what Magnus had said to him once, about living forever:Someday you...
They had just showed up, Amatis had said. Which meant Simon had spent the night at Isabelle's. She stared at him. He didn't any different.
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING? There was a sound of shattering glass, and they both sat up to see Alec glaring at them. He had dropped the empty bottle of wine he had been carrying, and there were bits...
Well I'm not kissing the mundane, said Jace. I'd rather stay down here and rot.Forever? said Simon. Forever is an awfully long time.Jace raised his eyebrows, I knew it, he said, you want to kiss me, d...
Well, I’m not kissing the mundane, said Jace. I’d rather stay down here and rot.Forever? said Simon. Forever’s an awfully long time.Jace raised his eyebrows. I knew it, he said. You want to kiss me, d...
Well, not in this case. He reached into the Inquisitor and he ... Clary shuddered. There was a lot of blood.Like a special bonus for you, Jace said to Simon.Simon ignored this.
We’ve been here before, haven’t we? Last time you were starving, I gave you my blood. It was a little homoerotic, maybe, but I’m secure in my sexuality.
What have you done to my cat? Magnus demanded... You drank his blood, didn't you? You said you weren't hungry!Simon was indignant. I did not drink his blood. He's fine! He poked the Chairman in the st...
What would you give someone who likes to play the piano?A piano.Simon.A really huge metronome that could also double as a weapon?
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