Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.
Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.
My shitty book, no one is going to read, about a total asshole and a completely fucked up world.
Don’t get shitty when I treat you as you are, a casual acquaintance
Some days are hard on us. Life gets serious and shit sucks. But you're my favorite distraction, attraction and human being. And, I can't wait to love you more tomorrow.
