He knew he was sounding a little Holden Caulfield-esque calling everyone a phony, but he really did think everyone was a phony.
Normal is boring. Who wants that?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?
A friendship can't survive on childhood memories alone. We have to create new experiences, or the friendship will shrivel up.
I like to be in charge of my destiny.