“ What did I tell you, Mr. Pippin?' said Sam, sheathing his sword. 'Wolves won't get him. That was an eye-opener, and no mistake! Nearly singed the hair off my head! J.R.R. Tolkien
“ Today has been so weird, I side-whispered to Gary. I think the word you’re looking for is erotic, he said back. Today has been so erotic. T.J. Klune
“ I bet he wants to solve Ryan’s riddle, Mary said. And then he probably wants to riddle his Ryan. T.J. Klune
“ Sam’s just dealing with some issues. He recently came to the realization that he’s a twenty-year-old virgin prude. T.J. Klune
“ Okay, time in. I can yell at whoever I want!You really can’t, Gary said. It’s unattractive on you. Some people pull off the angry look. You’re not one of them. T.J. Klune
“ He couldn't be dead. Not from the dagger, or those dozen pirates, or from the catapult. No, Sam couldn't be so stupid that he'd get himself killed. She'd... she'd... Well she'd kill him if he was dead… Sarah J. Maas
“ Gary laughed. Yeah, but then people meet you and you’re all skinny and adorable, and they’re all like whaaaa? T.J. Klune
“ Too bad you’re like my older sister. We could have been something special.I narrowed my eyes at him. Older? You’re seventy-six!Boo, you whore, he said. T.J. Klune
“ Nervous? he asked, his voice barely audible above the steady slice of his oars through the calm bay. No, she lied.Me too. Sarah J. Maas
“ Honey bear, the unicorn said. You are the gayest thing I’ve seen since I last saw my own reflection. T.J. Klune
“ You okay, Sam?Ha-ha, why wouldn’t I be? Everything is peachy! I’m okay. I’m better than okay.Okay. I only ask because you haven’t stopped staring at me for the last four hours.You lie with all your li… T.J. Klune
“ With nothing else to distract her, Celeana eventually returned to thinking about Sam. Even weeks later, she had no idea how she'd somehow gotten attached to him, what he'd been shouting when Arobynn b… Sarah J. Maas
“ Well, he was certainly desirable-as desirable as Sam, maybe. Sam-when had she ever thought of him as desirable? He'd laugh until he died if ever knew she thought of him like that. Sarah J. Maas
“ Hi, my name is Ryan Foxheart. Oh no! There’s danger afoot! Let me pull out my sword and pose. I mimed pulling a sword from my side and cocked an eyebrow. Notice how dashing I am. And immaculate. And t… T.J. Klune
“ He has wet dreams and moans dirty things about chest hair.That was one time. Okay, more like six times. T.J. Klune
“ He grinned at me again, and the butterflies in my stomach turned into dragons and laid waste to my innards. T.J. Klune
“ As the memory of that day echoed through her, she remembered the words Sam kept screaming at Arobynn, as the King of the Assassins beat her, the words that she'd somehow forgotten in the fog of pain:… Sarah J. Maas
“ Afraid she and I had a summer romance? That insufferable grin was still there.I hope you did. I certainly enjoyed myself this summer.The smile faded at that. What do you mean?She brushed an invisible… Sarah J. Maas
“ You are way too pretty to exist in this world with us mere mortals. I somehow managed to stop myself from calling him Knight Delicious Face. It was close. T.J. Klune
“ The unicorn stared at him. Then, Gary. Your name is Gary, Sam said. Yes. Ah. That’s… not very unicorn-like. Gary scowled. And what is unicorn-like? Sam shrugged. I don’t know. Like Princess Moon Cloud… T.J. Klune
