Those modern analysts they charge so much! In my day for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat...
Neurosis is always a substitute for legitimate suffering.
(n.) The application of the healing art to mental diseases.
I am going to give my psychoanalyst one more year then I'm going to Lourdes.
A neurotic is the man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.