Top Paternity Quotes

I never really grew up until I had kids.

Distinctive facial features of a parent are poor people’s paternity test.

Paternity Definition

(n.) The relation of a father to his child; fathership; fatherhood; family headship; as, the divine paternity.

(n.) Derivation or descent from a father; male parentage; as, the paternity of a child.

(n.) Origin; authorship.

Pastor McFucking Bride this . . . Pastor McFucking Bride that. Fuck him!

And the game of dominoes is much like life: You gotta play the bones you’ve pulled. It don’t matter if you got seven doubles in your damn hand.

It was not till I experimented with seeds plucked straight from a growing plant that I had my first success...the first thrill of creation...the first taste of blood. This, surely, must be akin to the...