Top Mom Quotes

My mom was a saint. She taught me to be terminally nice.

I remember my mom dressed like Janis Joplin.

If your mom asks you to do the dishes, do not pull out your pirate attitude. But if someone tells you you're not good enough, says your dreams are too lofty, or claims there is no room in showbiz for...

I hear my friends and my mom tell me I'm special, but honestly, I still don't get it.

All of us kids ended up 'doing Mom.' There are four of us who've tried show business. Five if you insist on counting my sister the nun, who does liturgical dance.

Blame is a choice that doesn't give you directions out of hell.

My mom is still yelling at me because she needs more autographed pictures.

My Mom always cooked healthy. Greek food lends itself to cooking healthy.

God blessed me with two unbelievable parents, and I am just like both of them. I have the smile and charisma of my mother and the big heart of my mom, because she wants to save the world and help the...

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.

As far as I'm concerned, there's no job more important on the planet than being a mom.

My mom is positive and optimistic.

I'm not blaming my mom for my life because I am responsible for me, and nobody can change me or ruin me easier than I can.

I wanted to escape so badly. But of course I knew I couldn't just give up and leave school. It was only when I heard my mom's voice that I came out of my hiding place.

Morality and its victim, the mother - what a terrible picture! Is there indeed anything more terrible, more criminal, than our glorified sacred function of motherhood?

Studies show that children best flourish when one mom and one dad are there to raise them.

I remember going with my mom to a random garage sale as a kid and thinking what a cool treasure hunt that whole world was. Only to transition as an adult to think, 'What a gross place that really is.'

I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.

It's about getting the kids up and fed, getting one to school, getting the other down for a nap, going to the grocery store, picking one up from school, getting the other one down for another nap, coo...

Depending on what day of the week it is and what time of the month it is, I'm a good friend or not a good friend. I'm more or less a good mom or not a good mom, more or less a good mate or not a good...