If the goddess—and that would be me, by the way—is displeased, you’ll get bats in your hair and mice in your boots.
Hey, I see people manacled to log walls all the time. You bet. It’s a popular sport in Bear Flat. Gonna replace fishing soon.
You know I still don’t like your…hobby.”“Didn’t ask your opinion.” Jake rubbed his aching ribs. “If you want mine: anyone using the missionary position twice in a row should serve time.
So, so sorry. Really sorry. Master. Sir. Emperor of the world. God of the universe.
