Top Mall Quotes

People that have a police car behind them pulling them over should put on their hazard lights and continue slowly driving to the nearest densely populated public place, such as a supermarket or shoppi...

We were poor back then. Not living in a cardboard carton poor, not we might have to eat the dog poor, but still poor. Poor like, no insurance poor, and going to McDonald's was a really big excitement...

Mall Definition

(n.) A large heavy wooden beetle; a mallet for driving anything with force; a maul.

(n.) A heavy blow.

(n.) An old game played with malls or mallets and balls. See Pall-mall.

(n.) A place where the game of mall was played. Hence: A public walk; a level shaded walk.

(v. t.) To beat with a mall; to beat with something heavy; to bruise; to maul.

(n.) Formerly, among Teutonic nations, a meeting of the notables of a state for the transaction of public business, such meeting being a modification of the ancient popular assembly.

(n.) A court of justice.

(n.) A place where justice is administered.

(n.) A place where public meetings are held.

I’ve just been thinking it would be a lot of fun to live in a defunct shopping mall! Totally abandoned, Yet still frozen in time, Bright white lights shining, Artificial turquoise fountains spewing ou...

Our best analyst thinks it's not a tactical design. Something for mall ninjas....Young men who dress to feel they'll be mistaken for having special capability. A species of cosplay, really. Endemic. L...