If I pass out face down in this water, will you fish me out?Will you promise to call me Your Majesty?Hell no.Then I'll have to think about it.
I think you’re confused as to the nature of our relationship. You and I, we don’t get along. You’re a psychopathic control freak. You order me around and I want to kill you. I’m a pigheaded insubordin...
She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim. She blinked and stared at me. She'd seen my eyes glow....
He said that the man must be your husband, because only someone we love very much can make us this crazy.
His beard was nonexistent, except for a carefully trimmed goatee that met his mustache on both sides of his mouth. The overall effect was decidedly villainous. He needed a black horse and a barbarian...
Other pirates leaped over the railing. One, two... seven... thirteen. A baker’s dozen. Wait, fifteen. Eighteen... Twenty-one. The odds weren’t in our favor.Maybe they just came over to borrow a cup of...
What did I tell you about plastic ties? Only for humans, Julie murmured.If you don't listen to me, I can't teach you anything.
Were you watching me sleep? Because I thought we agreed that's creepy.
I saved the baby. I saved her. For you.- Bran
Did you run any of this by Curran? I told him I was about to do something idiotic and dangerous, and he told me to go ahead and let him know if he could help in any way. I don’t understand your relati...
So. You refuse my money, you serve me thirty-year-old Highland Park scotch, and we've been in the same room for approximately five minutes, yet none of my bones are broken. This leads me to believe th...
Are you sure you know where you're going? Andrea frowned.Would you like me to pull over and ask that bamboo for directions?I don't know, do you think it will answer?We peered at the bamboo.I think it...
I leaned forward slightly and pulled the lower lid of my left eye down.What the f**k? the stocky, muscular woman behind Tremblay murmured. Not a melee fighter. She stood flat on her feet, planted like...
Why were you in a vehicle with Kate, alone? What were you wearing? What was she wearing? How long were you there? Did you do something or did you talk? What was the nature of your discussion? Could th...
Ghastek, why haven’t you married? I asked. He gave me a thin-lipped smile. Because if I were to get married, I would want to have a family. To me, marriage means children. So what’s the problem? Shoot...
Did he just rip out the engine? I asked.Yes, Saiman said. And now he is demolishing the Maserati with it.Ten seconds later Curran hurled the twisted wreck of black and orange that used to be the Maser...
Because that's what it would catch in the wild, a boar, right? I can't wait to see a pack of bunnycats take down a wild hog with those short tiny legs. Wouldn't the boar be surprised?Everybody was a c...
Will you stop meddling in my love life? I growled. I'm not meddling. I'm offering commentary.
Doolittle stopped and looked at me. For a moment he looked stricken, and then he crossed his arms. There will be none of that, now. You are my fines work. If I ever go to one of those medmage conferen...
She swept away, putting an extra kink into her walk. I would not have thought that a woman with an ass that bony could make it wiggle so much but she proved me wrong.