Whenever I get dumped, I nail the door shut so that no one can come inside, get a towel and clip it around my neck so it's like a Superman cape, take off my shoes so I can slide across the room, and.....
Every sin is an act of cosmic treason, a futile attempt to dethrone God in His sovereign authority.
Science, my lad, has been built upon many errors; but they are errors which it was good to fall into, for they led to the truth.
We don't have education, we have inspiration; if I was educated I would be a damn fool.
Glory falls around us as we sob a dirge of desolation on the Cross