“ But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as drunk as a skunk, Drumknott, which of course means skunks are just as drunk as I… Terry Pratchett
“ Why kill two birds with one stone? I go for the whole nestI am not satisfied with my work unless someone’s a bloody mess Justin Bienvenue
“ With every step, I cursed the person who had ever invented the saying: “Speak of the devil”. Clearly, they had no sympathy for me! Adele Rose
