Top Humour Quotes

You were not acquainted with my father, Mr Morville. I have often been sorry that you were not, for you would have been excessively pleased with one another. My father was a great reader, though not,...

Writing is the flip side of sex - it's only good when it's over.

[He]said something that made it impossible to continue working for him.[The exact words were]You're fired.

A man who trusts everyone is a fool and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools if we live long enough.

Mirabeau: If you have been told to clear us from this hall, you must ask for orders to use force. We shall leave our seats only at bayonet point. The King can cause us to be killed; tell him we all aw...