Fools commit suicide and think they're doing themselves a favor.
It's very simple. Liars initiate, haters carry forward, fools spread, idiots believe and mindful void.
A fool always finds something to complain about, and a wise person always finds something to appreciate.
There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.
Lord what fools these mortals be!
It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere.
When fortune favors fools, it is to punish them for the sake of the wise.
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
For ye suffer fools gladly seeing ye yourselves are wise.
He who thinks himself wise O heavens! is a great fool.
A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool.
The poor schlemiel is a man who falls on his back and breaks his nose.
Here cometh April again and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Nothing is more like a wise man than a fool who holds his tongue.
I love fools' experiments. I am always making them.
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?
You men think old men are fools but old men know young men are the fools.
Big mouths and small brains make the strangest noises.
Fools act on imagination without knowledge, pedants act on knowledge without imagination.