“ The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance stupidity and perjury. S. L. Clemens
“ Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. S. L. Clemens
“ There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce. S. L. Clemens
“ It were not best that we should all think alike it is difference of opinion that makes horseraces. S. L. Clemens
“ Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town? S. L. Clemens