The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance stupidity and perjury.
Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
Get your facts first and then you can distort 'em as much as you please.
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?
Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence and then Success is sure.
This poor little one-horse town.
He is now fast rising from affluence to poverty.
Modesty died when false modesty was born.
It were not best that we should all think alike it is difference of opinion that makes horseraces.