Top Constipation Quotes

I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being constipated.

If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems.

Constipation Definition

(n.) Act of crowding anything into a less compass, or the state of being crowded or pressed together; condensation.

(n.) A state of the bowels in which the evacuations are infrequent and difficult, or the intestines become filled with hardened faeces; costiveness.

Life is a tragedy of nutrition