# "I saw the most beautiful cat today. It was sitting by the side of the road, its two front feet neatly and graciously together. Then it gravely swished around its tail to completely encircle itself....
Of course, maybe I'd end up like one of those crazy old people with, like, sixty cats. And one day, the neighbors would complain about the smell, and it would turn out I'd died and the cats had eaten...
My quest these days is to find my long lost inner child, but I'm afraid if I do, I'll end up with food in my hair and way too in love with the cats.
Indeed, organizing atheists has been compared to herding cats, because they tend to think independently and will not conform to authority.
It has been die providence of nature to give this creature nine lives instead of one.
Cats are the runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality - the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical,...
He doesn't seem very impressed," Cimorene commented in some amusement."Why should he be?" Kazul said."Well, you're a dragon," Cimorene answered, a little taken aback."What difference does that make to...
...I regard cats as one of the great joys in the world. I see them as a gift of highest order.
Are you an aberration to your species?' she cried. 'Cats don't look for approval!
Robots already perform many functions, from making cars to defusing bombs - or, more menacingly, firing missiles. Children and adults play with toy robots, while vacuum-cleaning robots are sucking up...
Ding dong bell Pussy's in the well Who put her in? Little Tommy Green. Who pulled her out? Little Johnny Stout.
When bored, find a little cat and watch it; when very bored, find two little cats and watch them!
Another cat? Perhaps. For love there is also a season; its seeds must be resown. But a family cat is not replaceable like a wornout coat or a set of tires. Each new kitten becomes its own cat, and non...
It is a curious truth that many cats enjoy warmer, more convivial, even affectionate relationships with humans than they could ever do with fellow felines.
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
Well, how we going to sleep with that going on?" his wife demanded, not unreasonably. "Are they making love, or are they sore at each other, or are they just suffering down there?"("I Wouldn't Be In Y...
Cats are the visible angels of the cities! There is always an eye of a cat observing you somewhere!
When I later discovered that she (illustrator Faith Jaques) was a compulsive reader who loved to be alone and kept cats because they are the only pets that allow you to be both, my adoration of Jaques...
It meant he was a cat and he'd do whatever he pleased, when he pleased, and if I didn't like it, that was just to bad.
The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world.