When bored, find a little cat and watch it; when very bored, find two little cats and watch them!
# "I saw the most beautiful cat today. It was sitting by the side of the road, its two front feet neatly and graciously together. Then it gravely swished around its tail to completely encircle itself....
A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, and a cat is a person.
I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.
The stones themselves are thick with history, and those cats that dash through the alleyways must surely be the ghosts of the famous dead in feline disguise.
Cats are the runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality - the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical,...
Cats are the visible angels of the cities! There is always an eye of a cat observing you somewhere!
Er, excuse me,' said the man as Nanny Ogg turned away, 'but what is that on your shoulders?''It's. . . a fur collar,' said Nanny.'Excuse me, but I just saw it flick its tail.''Yes. I happen to believe...
There are many intelligent beings in the Universe. Most of them are owned by cats.
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
Ding dong bell Pussy's in the well Who put her in? Little Tommy Green. Who pulled her out? Little Johnny Stout.
When I later discovered that she (illustrator Faith Jaques) was a compulsive reader who loved to be alone and kept cats because they are the only pets that allow you to be both, my adoration of Jaques...
He doesn't seem very impressed," Cimorene commented in some amusement."Why should he be?" Kazul said."Well, you're a dragon," Cimorene answered, a little taken aback."What difference does that make to...
Another cat? Perhaps. For love there is also a season; its seeds must be resown. But a family cat is not replaceable like a wornout coat or a set of tires. Each new kitten becomes its own cat, and non...
The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world.
Indeed, organizing atheists has been compared to herding cats, because they tend to think independently and will not conform to authority.
Are you an aberration to your species?' she cried. 'Cats don't look for approval!
It's 8a.m. and time to restIt's 10a.m. and time to relaxIt's noon and time for reposeIt's 3p.m. and time for shut-eyeIt's 6p.m. and time for siestaIt's 9p.m. and time to slumberIt's midnight and time...
There is no known cure for severe affection for one's cat. The only way to relieve the symptoms is to go ahead and launch a kiss attack.
It meant he was a cat and he'd do whatever he pleased, when he pleased, and if I didn't like it, that was just to bad.