Top Cats Quotes

i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good

Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a fr...

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

Indeed, organizing atheists has been compared to herding cats, because they tend to think independently and will not conform to authority.

Whether it's just a pesky little annoying behavior you'd like to tweak or a major problem that has you at the end of your rope, you must shift your thinking in order to look at the possible true cause...

when I am feelinglowall i have to do iswatch my catsand mycouragereturns

And what cats have to tellon each return from hellis this: that dying is what the living do, that dying is what the loving do, and that dead dogs are those who do not knowthat dying is what, to live,...

The absence of life is not the same as material privation: we will never again see the same soul occupying the same space. The world refers to them as pets, but that is what we do, not really what the...

If life gives you the wobbles make jelly.

A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.

Er, excuse me,' said the man as Nanny Ogg turned away, 'but what is that on your shoulders?''It's. . . a fur collar,' said Nanny.'Excuse me, but I just saw it flick its tail.''Yes. I happen to believe...

The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world.

Another cat? Perhaps. For love there is also a season; its seeds must be resown. But a family cat is not replaceable like a wornout coat or a set of tires. Each new kitten becomes its own cat, and non...

Cats do not hunt seals. They would hunt them if they knew what seals and where to find them. But they do not know, so it's okay.

Never try to out-stubborn a cat.

I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that's living.

Got a bout of doubt? Breathe.

A cat may look at a king.

There are a lot of obstacles in the way of our understanding animal intelligence - not the least being that we can't even agree whether nonhuman species are conscious. We accept that chimps and dolphi...