To me bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one.
Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. Whenever I'm sad I'm going to die, or so nervous I can't sleep, or in love with somebody I won't be seeing for a...