Oh God, can I keep you? You don’t need batteries, do you?
That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind.
The higher up I hold it, the less painful the hot wax.”…“Try hanging off the ceiling and dropping it from there.
Hey, you’re not supposed to find our magnificent organs amusing.
Books to read. Bitches to push out of the door.
