“ Most people just want to be left in peace to eat their bacon, not realising that there is no peace behind bacon. Mango Wodzak
“ Mr Gray didn't care much for Jonesy's body (or so he told himself; in truth it was hard not to feel at least some affection for something capable of providing such unexpected pleasures as 'bacon' and… Stephen King
“ Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can't… Jasper Fforde
