The wrong people die, some of them, and the reason is this: life is not fair. Forget all the garbage your parents put out. Remember Morgenstern. You’ll be a lot happier.
One final silly face.One blessed responding laugh.Fezzik closed his eyes then, thinking only this: thank God I was a giant after all....
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
Life is pain, his mother said. Anybody that says different is selling something.
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.
In any case, the two countries had stayed alive over the centuries mainly by warring on each other. There had been the Olive War, the Tuna Fish Discrepancy, which almost bankrupted both nations, the R...
If you write movies, you never know who the enemy is. Someone is going to fuck you, that’s a given.
INIGO WAS IN Despair.Hard to find on the map (this was after maps) not because cartographers didn't know of its existence, but because when they visited to measure its precise dimensions, they became...
I think pain is the most underrated emotion available to us, the Count said. The Serpent, to myinterpretation, was pain. Pain has been with us always, and it always irritates me when people say 'asimp...
I could feel almost my heart emptying into my pillow. I guess the most amazing thing about crying though is that when you’re in it, you think it’ll go on forever but it never really lasts half what yo...
But this is life on earth, you can’t have everything.
But my mind is like a thin line; it travels badly. I go from thought to thought but not with logic, and I forget things [...]
Love is many things, none of them logical.
[Prince Humperdinck] was seventy-five minutes away from his first female murder, and he wondered if he could get his fingers to her throat before even the start of a scream. He had been practicing on...
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. [ Inigo Montoya ]
When this is over we will see who is right, and who is dead.
There are always too few perfect breasts in this world; leave yours alone.
Then let’s look on the bright side: we’re having an adventure, Fezzik, and most people live and die without being as lucky as we are.
The Duchess set about studying Annette and shortly found her adversary's tragic flaw.Chocolate.
Sonny, don't you tell me what's worthwhile--true love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops. Everybody knows that.