The infant is ten and he stays,
The boys. The beef-witted featherbrained rattleskulled clod-pated dim-domed noodle-noggined sapheaded lunk-knobbed boys. How could anybody accuse her of stealing them? Why would anybody want them anyw...
She loves you, the Prince cried. She loves you still and you love her, so think of that--think of this too: in all this world, you might have been happy, genuinely happy. Not one couple in a century h...
Nobody knows anything.
Inigo loved him. Totally. Don't ask why. There really wasn't any one reason you could put your fingeron. Oh, probably Domingo loved him back, but love is many things, none of them logical.
I understand everything, he said.You understand nothing, but it really doesn’t matter, since what you mean is, you’re glad to see me, just as I’m glad to see you because no more loneliness.That’s what...
I suppose I was dying again, so I asked the Lord of Permanent Affection for the strength to live the day. Clearly, the answer came in the affirmative.I didn't know there was such a Fellow, Buttercup s...
I say you are a coward and you are; I think you hunt only to reassure yourself that you are not what you are: the weakest thing to ever walk the Earth. He will come for me and then we will be gone, an...
Hello, he said. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
He held up a book then. I'm going to read it to you for relax.Does it have any sports in it?Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Poison. True Love. Hate. Revenge. Giants. Hunters. Bad men. Good men. Beautifule...
He always felt better when he could dole out pain alone.
For the first time in my life, I became actively interested in a book. Me the sports fanatic, me the game freak, me the only ten-year-old in Illinois with a hate on for the alphabet wanted to know wha...
Flailing and thrashing, Buttercup wept and tossed and paced and wept some more, and there have been three great cases of jealousy since David of Galilee was first afflicted with the emotion when he co...
Everyone had told her, since she became a princess-in-training, that she was very likely the most beautiful woman in the world. Now she was going to be the richest and the most powerful as well.Don't...
Don't expect too much from life, Buttercup told herself as she rode along. Learn to be satisfied with what you have.
Da che esistono le donne, esistono i parrucchieri, e Adamo fu il primo, benché gli studiosi di Re Giacomo abbiano tentato di confondere le acque.
Buttercup's mother hesitated, then put her stew spoon down. (This was after stew, but so is everything. When the first man first clambered from the slime and made his first home on land, what he had f...
Be careful, this is the greatest fencer since the death of the Wizard of Corsica. Do not burgle.
Anything there is that I can do for you, I will do for you; anything there is that I cannot do, I will learn to do.
And that's when she put her book down. And looked at me. And said it: Life isn't fair, Bill. we tell our children that it is, but it's a terrible thing to do. It's not only a lie, it's a cruel lie. Li...