The unexpected is what makes life possible, he said.
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
Wherever Cool is, anyway, I missed it, and now I'm stuck observing these machinations or sex and status and dancing and parties and people sucking at each other under the bleacher seating like some ki...
There are 2 kinds of fighters: those who fight because they hate, and those who fight because they love.
I'm lucky because my dad taught me to be frugal and save. And that's important because I want to know that I don't have to take an acting job for two or three years if I don't want to and that I'll st...
I would never do a commercial for something that is embarrassing, and I think that people maybe have a different perspective on what is embarrassing or not. Some people think doing a Revlon hair comme...
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...
A bird that fears turbulence will never know how high it can fly.