Are you free Friday night? Around six thirty? I’d like for us to go on our third date. And you know what that means. I do happen to be available, and I’m well aware of what sometimes happens on the th...
All you have in your kitchen is a coffeemaker. She hopped up on the counter.Well, now I have a coffeemaker and a beautiful woman. What more do I need?
What are you saying? That you’re a thief who steals from other thieves? He wrinkled his nose, and it was adorable. It sounds so distasteful when you say it like that. I prefer master appropriator of i...
In my experience, people treat the ones they love the worst.
I stared at the palm trees, their green fronds rippling in the breeze. Sweat trickled slowly down the side of my face, and the constant smell of coconut on my hands reminded me of suntan lotion. It wo...
I know you’ve alluded to my boundary issues, he said, sitting down on the edge of the tub. And this is probably a shining example, but I wanted to make sure you were okay. Passing out in the bathtub o...
Do you think it’s possible to love more than one person? At the same time? -I think just about anything is possible when it comes to love,
You have the rest of your life to work, and taking a break from something doesn’t mean you’re any less passionate about it.
What if it turns out that after going through the evaluation, I find out I'm not on the spectrum. That I really am just weird. I don't know if I can handle that.
We’d come a long way since our days of sleeping on the ground. Just a couple castaways playing house.
I’ll win you over eventually. I’m very charming that way.
Life without someone to love is a life not fully lived. Don’t waste yours.
Wine is essential after a visit to Chuck E. Cheese’s. They should really give you a bottle on your way out.
When you have nothing, everything feels like something.
What about you? What do you want for Christmas? It hardly seems fair to ask for more when I’m looking at everything I’ve ever wanted.