I'm gonna kick your ass, Callahan.Really? You and what army? She probably weighed about a hundred pounds. We both knew she wasn't kicking anyone's ass.Don't get too cocky. One of these days, I'll figu...
I never know what people are thinking. It's like visiting a country where you don't speak the language and you're trying so hard to understand but no matter how many times you ask for juice, they keep...
You know that saying, ‘Act now, apologize later?’ I’m pretty much the poster boy.
She was the kind of woman you might overlook in a dark, crowded bar, but the first one you’d notice when the lights came up. In other words, she was exactly my type.
Life has no guarantees, though. What good is living if all you think about is dying?
Is this the dating pool you want to swim around in? I mean really, Katie.
The way you navigate the world will never be more important than the type of person you are.
I scrolled through your order history at Victoria’s Secret. Well, that’s not at all creepy, she deadpanned. Did you know there are items in your shopping cart? Sweaters. Lots of thick, long, skin-cove...
Come on over to the dark side, Katie. I’ll save you a seat next to me.
Because when the universe finally throws something truly remarkable your way, it is impossible to avoid the accompanying flood of emotion, at least for me.
A life without someone to love is a life not fully lived. Don’t waste yours.
Sometimes it's important to let the people we care about know that a single incident doesn't have to define them
I’m going to order us a drink. A bourbon sounds excellent on this crisp fall afternoon. Ian signaled for the waiter. Against my better judgment, I’ll order you a glass of wine. According to your credi...
I have to say I’m truly shocked at what men deem appropriate behavior in the modern dating world.You, she said, pointing a finger at him. YOU are shocked.I am. I’m not sure how you women put up with i...
[T.J.] I pulled my arms out from underneath her body and tucked her hair behind her ears. I love you, Anna.The surprised look on her face told me she hadn’t seen that coming.You weren’t supposed to fa...
There is nothing worse than realizing you’re about to watch the girl that you’ve fallen in love with die.
Stop that. This is not about sex. It’s about boundaries. It’s about equality. If you’re going to stare at it, it’s going to wake up and say hi.
She preferred wearing the thong under the garter belt instead of over it because she thought it looked better, but that required unfastening the stockings in order to slip it off if he wanted to leave...
I often think about the island. When the kids are older, we'll have quite a story to tell them.We'll edit, of course.
I never wanted you to leave, but I didn’t know how to ask you to stay.