The brown paper bag is the only thing civilized man has produced that does not seem out of place in nature.
Sometimes one gets the idea that life thinks it's still living in Paris in the thirties.
So you think that you're a failure, do ya? Well, you probably are. What's wrong with that? In the first place, if you have any sense at all, we pay just as dearly for our triumphs as we do for our def...
Sana bu aşkı anlatamam; yirmi altı veya otuz altı yaşına gelsen de anlatamam. Akla mantığa sığmayan bir şey olduğu için insana çok çekici geliyor zaten.
People of ze wurl, relax!
Once, in a spasm of sappiness, you asked Q-Jo if she thought your dreams would ever come true. 'You aren't talking about dreams,' she corrected you, 'you're referring to your pathetic bourgeoisie ambi...
Now I’d fallen into it like a drunk hobo falling into a vat of champagne.
Morels are ugly in the skillet. The caps look like the scrotums of leprechauns, the stems like the tusks of fetal elephants.
Minds were made for blowing.
Men live by embedding themselves in ongoing systems of illusion. Religion. Patriotism. Economics. Fashion. That sort of thing.
It might be noted here that Freudian analysts of fairy tales have suggested that kissing toads and frogs is symbolized fellatio. In that regard, Princess Leigh-Cheri was, on a conscious level, innocen...
In a patriarchal society, the abiding sexuality of the healthy female was obliged to wear a prim disguise.
I asked Mr. Wrangle what you were like. He said you were hornet juice and rosebuds in a container of gazelle meat.
Are You Ready for New Urban Fragrances?Yeah, I guess I'm ready, but listen:Perfume is a disguise. Since the middle ages, we have worn masks of fruit and flowers in order to conceal from ourselves the...
Success can eliminate as many options as failure
There was no burger so soggy that he would not eat it. No tequila so mean that he would not drink it. No car so covered with birdshit and rust that he would not drive it around town (and if it were a...
It is questionable, for that matter, whether success is an adequate response to life. Success can eliminate as many options as failure.
I've lived most of my entire adult life outside the law, and never have i compromised with authority. but neither have i gone out and picked fights with authority. that's stupid. they're waiting for t...
You see, at that juncture in my life I wasn’t evolved enough to understand the fluid nature of romantic love (its indifference to human cravings for permanence and certainty); its uncivilized, undomes...
With me, something different and deep, in bright focus and pointing the way, arrived in the practice of hitchhiking. I am the spirit and the heart of hitchhiking, I am its cortex and its medulla, I am...