Matters are very seldom all black or white. They can even be both at the same time - The Beer Fairy
I used to be a cool chick but I'm not anymore.
I met a boy whose eyes showed me that the past, present and future were all the same thing.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
In the end, it all comes down to the Blood...
We've made our decisions, We've taken our choices, What's left, is only a hand-full of emotions.
Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'p...
Don't hang out with people who are:UngratefulUnhelpfulUnrulyUnkindlyUnlovingUnambitiousUnmotivatedor make you feel...Uncomfortable
Use the wings of the flying Universe, Dream with open eyes; See in darkness.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...