“ Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later! Toba Beta
“ Smartass Disciple: Master, I’m going to change the whole world.Master of Stupidity: It changes within you. It changes without you. Toba Beta
“ When people stargazing, they stare at stars,and many other things which they've already presumed commonly and universally as stars. Toba Beta
“ Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else. Toba Beta
“ There are many things which can not be expressed by words. There are many words which can not be spelled by human tongue. There are many tongues which utter one single truth. Toba Beta
“ Some people say, ‘Do not judge the book by its cover!’ Well, I say not to judge at all. People can say anything they want to say, but for me, cover does matter. Toba Beta
“ If I tell you not to follow me, it ain't because I hate you, kiddo.I just don't want you feel dissapointed...when seeing the truth. Toba Beta
“ Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn’t judge others? Master of Stupidity: Don’t! Unless you are paid for it. Toba Beta
“ There is no such thing as magic, supernatural, miracle; only something that's still beyond logic of the observer. Toba Beta