T.J. Klune Quotes

Yeah, well, dont be smug in my direction. Especially when youre fucking with whats mine, I growl.

No cussing! I admonished him. You're a godsdamned knight, for fuck's sake. Act like one!

I’m a dragon, and maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll be dragon my balls across your face later.

I’m angry, I admitted. So angry. I know, she said, squeezing my hands. It’s why we’re dancing. I find it hard to be angry when I’m dancing. There’s just something about it that doesn’t foster rage.

I’m fine. Sure you are. But it’s okay not to be. You know that, right?

I’m going to have to work out even more now tomorrow to make up for all the potatoes and bread. Okay. I feel bad. That was a lie. I’m not going to work out at all. That sounds just awful.

JUST so you know, I don’t have a gargantuan penis.

La macchina comincia a fare marcia indietro e io guardo fuori dal finestrino. Dom è ancora dove l’ho lasciato. Premo la mano contro il vetro, il palmo piatto. Lui solleva la sua e anche se non può sen...

All I wanted to do was come home, because without you, I don’t have a home.

Alla fine mi mette giù. Spero che mi abbia stretto abbastanza da causarmi dei lividi. Apre la bocca per dire qualcosa, ma non ne esce niente. Neanche io so cosa dire. Come si fa a ringraziare qualcuno...

And he was wearing a tie. With rabbits on it. And that did things for Josy.

And one day I hope you get to love someone like I love you. If you do, and I know you will, you make sure you never let that go. It'll be scary, but it'll be the best thing that's ever happened to you...

Are you trying to protect me? I asked, starting to get slightly pissed. Dude. Knock it off. You're not my knight in shining armor. You're a dick in dented tin.

But you are my brother. You are Kelly’s brother. We would do anything for you. You can’t leave again, I said, voice rough. Not again. You can’t. You would do anything for me? Good. Fine. Don’t leave....

Charlie snorted. Ms. Muffman, may I introduce to you Lulu Deerdancer and Buster Cleveland. According to their IDs, both are in their twenties. Lulu here likes to fellate a sucker on his finger while l...

Dates usually meant expectations. And expectations led to situations that Josy wasn’t comfortable with. It was easier to just avoid it entirely.

Don’t tell me you don’t know! I roared at him. Tell me one fucking thing you do know! That I love you. His breath hitched in his chest. And I just. I couldn’t breathe. Everything

Fifteen-year-old Sam had seen twenty-year-old Ryan for the first time and had immediately run upstairs and jerked off. It had been a revolutionary and enlightening experience that essentially answered...

You took something from the King, I said.Did I? the dragon growled. And what might that be?You know.Say it.The Prince.Ah, the dragon said. I'm sorry, but your prince is in another castle.What? I was c...

He’s going to murder me, Josy moaned. And then he won’t want to be my boyfriend because I’m dead, and no one wants to date a dead guy except for necrophiliacs and teenage girls.