Oh, you know…, I start. In my head, I finish: Oh, you know, just the usual. I’ve slept in Otter’s bed two or three times now. Oh, don’t worry! We haven’t really done anything. Except tell stories abou...
No cursing, I scolded him. You’re a knight. You don’t get to do that. You gave up that right when you swore your oath to the King. You have to lead by example now. So say stuff like ‘fudge toast’ and...
Most people like hair, Morgan said. His is curly and dreamy. Now shut up.
More Latin? I was going to need a fucking guidebook to keep track of a language I thought was as dead as my mother.
Lui è mio! vorrei gridare avidamente. Ingiustamente. È mio e tu non puoi averlo! Perché lo so, lo capisco che è così che l’ho sempre considerato. Ed è così che pensavo sarebbe rimasto. Sì, ci siamo io...
JUST so you know, I don’t have a gargantuan penis.
I’m a sucker for earnestness. And bike shorts. Put those things together, and watch the fuck out.
It was weird to have a straight crush on a lady. But I powered through it.
If you had told Gus even a week ago that a bow tie worn by a bearded guy who could pull off a man bun, for fuck’s sake, would be the beginning of his downfall, most likely he would have glowered at yo...
I've raised you to be honest and kind. I've raised you to be brave and strong. If you become the man I think you'll be, then you and me will always be eye to eye.
I wasn’t posing, Joe said. Totally posing, Elizabeth said. Ox— Totally posing, I managed to say. Fine, he said. I can tell when I’m not wanted. No, I almost said. You’re always wanted. I always want y...
I was reading on the computer that you have to keep your man interested, so it's always good to make sure he knows others are. I frown at him. Angels are not allowed to go on the Internet. He winces....
I was only sixteen when I’d found out the truth, still young and naïve enough to believe in impossible things.She wasn’t sixteen. She was in her twenties. Which meant she was cynical.
I was able to come home to my family that didn’t give a shit who I would grow up loving. I was able to have my dad teach me how to fight back, and not because he thought his son was a pansy, but becau...
I want to court your son. What does that mean? she asked. It means I want to provide for him to prove my worth, Joe said. And then, once he agrees to be mine, I’ll mount him and then bite him and ever...
I totally don’t love you too, Papa Bear, and then his mouth is on mine, and for a moment, that blissful feeling is back, but this time it’s accompanied by something else, something that feels strangel...
I thought I was mad, but I also thought I was really turned-on.
I should have known it was going to go downhill from there.Now, I understand you’re looking to be dominated, Sir said.Justin squeaked.Uhh, I said. I don’t think that’s quite what I—Did I say you could...
I seem to suffer from a very serious condition called obliviousness by proximity. It causes screaming and the occasional uncontrollable need to stomp stupid wizards for being stupid.
I said, Regrets are hard to live with. Especially when they’re from chances lost,