T.J. Klune Quote

That look isn’t about secrets, Tina said. He probably just has gas. Intestinal gas.

And I’m a Foxy Lady, Tina said. Because of reasons. She stared at his chest. Everyone understood her reasons. Even me.

Oh dear gods. I think my underwear just fell off. Nicole, Tina hissed. Keep your comments to yourself! Be a respectable fucking lady, for fuck’s sake!

The color of your dress really brings out the extraordinary paleness of your skin tone. Are you unwell? Dying, perhaps?

Lady Tina DeSilva. The president of the Ryan Foxheart Fan Club Castle Lockes Chapter. And my most mortal of enemies. Oh look, everyone. Mervin has arrived and he brought the muffins. If past experienc...

Gross. I just agreed internally with something Tina said. I reminded myself to run tests when I got home to make sure I hadn’t just been possessed by a demon.

I’m sorry. Were you just speaking to me? I apologize most profusely. I was distracted by the size of the sweat stains under your arms. Are you overly warm today? It seems unlikely given the cold, dead...

NEWT: What d’you think I should say to her, if I see her?JACOB: Oh, well, it’s best not to plan these things. You know, you just say whatever comes to you in the moment.A beat. They walk.NEWT (reminis...

I was walking home alone from school and I was wearing a dress. A dude drove by and yelled, "Nice tits." Embarrassed and enraged, I screamed after him, "Suck my dick.

Normally, when you challenge the conventional wisdom—that the current economic and political system is the only possible one—the first reaction you are likely to get is a demand for a detailed archite...