Aziraphale. The Enemy, of course. But an enemy for six thousand years now, which made him a sort of friend.
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Belief is one of the most powerful organic forces in the multiverse. It may not be able to move mountains, exactly. But it can create someone who can.People get exactly the wrong idea about belief. Th...
Building a temple didn't mean you believed in gods, it just meant you believed in architecture.
Can I ask a question, sir? said Maurice, as Death turned to go.You May Not Get An Answer.I suppose there isn't a Big Cat in the Sky, is there?I'm Surprised At You, Maurice. Of Course There Are No Cat...
Carpe Jugulum, read Agnes aloud. That's... well, Carpe Diem is 'Sieze the Day,' so this means- Go for the throat
Carrot started to clap.It wasn't the clap used by middlings to encourage underlings to applaud overlings. It had genuine enthusiasm behind it which was, somehow, worse.
Crowley had always known that he would be around when the world ended, because he was immortal and wouldn’t have any alternative. But he hoped it was a long way off. Because he rather liked people. It...
Death stood alone, watching the wheat dance in the wind. Of course, it was only a metaphor. People were more than corn. They whirled through tiny crowded lives, driven literally by clock work, filling...
Death strode away, stopped, and came back. He pointed a skeletal finger at The Duck Man.WHY, he said, ARE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH THAT DUCK?What duck?AH. SORRY.
Death turned to leave the room, but stopped when Hex began to write furiously. He went back and looked at the emerging paper.+++ Dear Hogfather, For Hogswatch I WantOH, NO. YOU CAN'T WRITE LETT... Dea...
Don't be ridiculous, man, said Ridcully, there's no such thing as dwarf smuggling.Yeah? Then what's that you've got there?I'm a giant, said Casanunda.Giants are a lot bigger.I've been ill.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do, if you ever find anything I wouldn't do.
Don't try the paranormal until you know what's normal.
Even if it's not your fault, it's your responsibility.
Everything is a test.
Everywhere I look, I see something holy.
Fate can be one mean god at times.
For the first time in her life Granny wondered whether there might be something important in all these books people were setting store by these days, although she was opposed to books on strict moral...
For the first time in her life Granny wondered whether there might be something important in all these books people were setting such store by these days, although she was opposed to books on strict m...
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