Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.
All the shops have been smashed open. There was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments, can you believe that?Yeah, said Rincewind. ...Luters, I expect.
And all those frogs going 'Rabbit, rabbit'...I think, sir, that it was 'Ribbit, ribbit'...So, what goes 'Rabbit, rabbit'?Rabbits, I think. All the time...
When you break rules, break 'em good and hard
Charity ain't giving people what you wants to give, it's giving people what they need to get.
Where there is personality, there is discord.
What was once considered impossible is now quite easily achieved. Kings and lords come and go and leave nothing but statues in a desert, while a couple of young men tinkering in a workshop change the...
They were in every colour sweets can be, such as Not-Really-Raspberry Red, Fake-Lemon Yellow, Curiously-Chemical Orange, Some-Kind-of-Acidy Green and Who-Knows-What Blue.
Several hundred thousand dollars in a challenging, relevant, and exciting systemic overhaul of our entire organization, focusing on our core competencies while maintaining full and listening cooperati...
No one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away—until the clock he wound up winds down, until the wine she made has finished its ferment, until the crop they planted is harve...
Inn-sewer-ants-polly-sea.
En el interior de cada anciano, hay un joven preguntándose qué demonios ha pasado.
Down below the mines and sea ooze and fake fossil bones put there by a Creator with nothing better to do than upset archeologists and give them silly ideas.
At least nine-tenths of all the original reality ever created lies outside the multiverse, and since the multiverse by definition includes absolutely everything that is anything, this puts a bit of a...
Young women should not go alone on dark nights, even in Oxfordshire. But any prowling maniac would have had more than his work cut out if he had accosted Anathema Device. She was a witch, after all. A...
You see the lighted windows and what you want to think is that there may be many interesting stories behind them, but what you know is that really there are just dull, dull souls, mere consumers of fo...
You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?
You know, I never imagined there were he-dryads. Not even in an oak tree.One of the giants grinned at him.Druellae snorted. Stupid! Where do you think acorns come from?
You had to hand it to the Patrician, he admitted grudgingly. If you didn't, he sent men to come and take it away.
You couldn’t say: It’s not my fault. You couldn’t say: It’s not my responsibility. You could say: I will deal with this. You didn’t have to want to. But you had to do it.