If there's one thing that really annoys a god, it's not knowing something.
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
I've been given something for a while, and the price of it is that I have to give it back.
I'm not cruel, sir, I won't shoot you in the guts, but I will make you realize how much you took your toes for granted.
I'm just saying man is naturally a mythopoeic creature.What's that mean? said the Senior Wrangler.Means we make things up as we go along, said the Dean, not looking up.
I often thought that everyone has their, you know, natural age.
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I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee.
I USHERED SOULS INTO THE NEXT WORLD. I WAS THE GRAVE OF ALL HOPE. I WAS THE ULTIMATE REALITY. I WAS THE ASSASSIN AGAINST WHOM NO LOCK WOULD HOLD.Yes, point taken, but do you have any particular skills...
I THINK... I THINK I COULD BE FRIENDS WITH THE GREEN BOTTLE.
Humanity's a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there.
His mouth said: Would you like to have dinner tonight? For just the skin of a second, Miss Dearheart was surprised, but not half as surprised as Moist. Then her natural cynicism reinflated.I like to h...
He’d forgotten the ancient wisdom: take care, when you are closely observing, that you are not closely observed.
He looked up at them, a scruffy Napoleon with his laces trailing, exiled to a rose-trellised Elba.
He had a notebook. He took notes in it. It was always useful. And them Sybil, gods bless her, had brought him this fifteen-function imp which did so many other things, although as far as he could see...
He felt as if he had been shipwrecked on the Titanic, but in the nick of time had been rescued. By the Lusitania.
He could think in . Such people need watching.Preferably from a safe distance.
Happier than a terrier in a barrel full of rats
Gods? said Xeno. We don’t bother with gods. Huh. Relics of an outmoded belief system, gods.There was a rumble of thunder from the clear evening sky.Except for Blind Io the Thunder God, Xeno went on, h...
Fresh wounds, said Angua. But one of them did shoot one of the other in the leg by accident. I think you'd better put in your report as -self inflicted- wounds while resisting arrest, said Vimes.