WHERE'S MY COW?!IS THAT MY COW?!HRRRUUUUGGGH!!!!
Vimes took the view that life was so full of things happening erraticaly in all directions, that the chance of any of them making some kind of relevant sense were remote in the extreme.
Uncertainty is always uncertain, but the difficulty with people who rely on systems is that they begin to believe that nearly everything is in some way a system and therefore, sooner or later, they be...
Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it.
Trouble is, just because things are obvious doesn't mean they're true.
Tragic heroes always moan when the gods take an interest in them, but it's the people the gods ignore who get the really tough deals.
Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of our lives.
To be frank, I thought you were going to marry the princess.'Mort blushed. 'We talked about it,' he said. 'Then we thought, just because you happen to rescue a princess, you shouldn't rush into things...
Thunder rolled . . It rolled a six.
This time it had been magic. And it didn't stop being magic just because you found out how it was done.
This is no way to treat a book, he said. Look, he's bent the spine right back. People always do that, they've got no idea of how to treat them.
This is Morbidia, said Vlad. Although she's been calling herself Tracy lately, to be cool.
They weren't looking at him as if he was their only hope. They were looking at him as if he was their Certainty.
They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately?
They can tak' oour lives but they canna tak' oour troousers!
There’s no point in believing in things that exist.
There’s no greys, only white that’s got grubby. I’m surprised you don’t know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.’‘It’s a lot more comp...
There would be a price... But if you were worried about the price, then why were you in the shop?
There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell.
There were actual people in the world whose idea of heaven would be a chocolate cat.