Funny, reely, he said. You spend your whole life goin' to school and learnin' stuff, and they never tell you about stuff like the Bermuda Triangle and UFOs and all these Old Masters running around the...
Granny Weatherwax was a witch. That was quite acceptable in the Ramtops, and no one had a bad word to say about witches. At least, not if he wanted to wake up in the morning the same shape as he went...
Having to haul around extra poundage was far too much effort, so he saw to it that he never put it on and he kept himself in trim because doing things with decent muscles was far less effort than tryi...
He could think in . Such people need watching.Preferably from a safe distance.
He moved on, in the centre of a widening circle. He wasn't an enemy, he was a nemesis.
He said to people: you’re free. And they said hooray, and then he showed them what freedom costs and they called him a tyrant and, as soon as he’d been betrayed, they milled around a bit like barn-bre...
He was determined to discover the underlying logic behind the universe.Which was going to be hard, because there wasn't one.
He'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people.
He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.
He'd wanted changes. It was just that he'd wanted things to stay the same, as well.
Hell needed horribly bright, self-centered people like Eric. They were much better at being nasty than demons could ever manage
Her singing always cheered him up. Life seemed so much brighter when she stopped.
His mouth said: Would you like to have dinner tonight? For just the skin of a second, Miss Dearheart was surprised, but not half as surprised as Moist. Then her natural cynicism reinflated.I like to h...
I USHERED SOULS INTO THE NEXT WORLD. I WAS THE GRAVE OF ALL HOPE. I WAS THE ULTIMATE REALITY. I WAS THE ASSASSIN AGAINST WHOM NO LOCK WOULD HOLD.Yes, point taken, but do you have any particular skills...
I can see we're going to get along like a house on fire, said Miss Tick. There may be no survivors.
I often thought that everyone has their, you know, natural age.
I shall fear not. According to the Testament of Mezerek, the fisherman Nonpo spent four days in the belly of a giant fish, said Constable Visit.The thunder seemed particularly loud in the silence.Wash...
I'm just saying man is naturally a mythopoeic creature.What's that mean? said the Senior Wrangler.Means we make things up as we go along, said the Dean, not looking up.
I'm not bloody well going to have it, understand? Vimes shouted, shaking the ape back and forth.Oook, the Librarian pointed out, patiently.What? Oh. Sorry. Vimes lowered the ape, who wisely didn't mak...
I? KILL? said Death, obviously offended. CERTAINLY NOT. PEOPLE GET KILLED, BUT THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS. I JUST TAKE OVER FROM THEN ON. AFTER ALL, IT'D BE A BLOODY STUPID WORLD IF PEOPLE GOT KILLED WITHO...
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