Look, that's why there's rules, understand? So that you think before you break 'em.
Look, sir, I know Angua. She's not the useless type. She doesn't stand there and scream helplessly. She makes other people do that.
It's hard to explain, said Brutha. But I think it's got something to do with how people should behave... you should do things because they're right. Not because gods say so. They might say something d...
It was lonely on the hill, and cold. And all you could do was keep going. You could scream, cry, and stamp your feet, but apart from making you feel warmer, it wouldn’t do any good. You could say it w...
It was here that the thaum, hitherto believed to be the smallest possible particle of magic, was succesfully demonstrated to be made up of /resons/ (Lit.: 'Thing-ies') or reality fragments. Currently...
Is that the drink with the vodka? Because- No, said Lady Margolotta quietly. This, I am afraid, is the other kind. Still, ve have that in common, don't ve? Neither of us drinks...alcohol. I believe yo...
In a well-organized world he might have landed on a fire escape, but the fire escapes were unknown in Ankh-Morpork and the flames generally had to leave via the roof.
I think, he said, I think, if you want thousands, you have to fight for one.
I think it's IMPOSSIBLE for anyone famous to come from here, because everyone around here is insane.
I shall fear not. According to the Testament of Mezerek, the fisherman Nonpo spent four days in the belly of a giant fish, said Constable Visit.The thunder seemed particularly loud in the silence.Wash...
I like the idea of democracy. You have to have someone everyone distrusts, said Brutha. That way, everyone's happy.
I imagine that fish have no word for water.
I heard this story once, she said, where this bloke got locked up for years and years and he learned amazin' stuff about the universe and everythin' from another prisoner who was incredibly clever, an...
I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.
How many books are there? said Masklin.Hundreds! Thousands!Do you know what they're all about?Gurder looked at him blankly. Do you know what you're saying? he said.No. But I want to find out.They're a...
Hell wasn't a major reservoir of evil, any more then Heaven, in Crowley's opinion, was a fountain of goodness; they were just sides in the great cosmic chess game. Where you found the real McCoy, the...
He was currently wondering vaguely who Moey and Chandon were.
He took his hands off the oars and pulled in the mooring rope. If I make a couple of loops, he thought, I can strap the axe on to my back.He had a mental picture of what could happen to a man who plun...
Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will...