I'm a lover not a fighter. But when I have to fight, I fight to win. There cannot be another outcome.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
My ultimate goal is to end up being happy. Most of the time.
Those who are truly grateful are deeply moved by the privilege of living.
He was a man with a chest, and he wanted to give thoughtful expression to the passion of his heart.
Do not avert your eyes.It is important that you see this.It is important that you feelthis.
Ignorance is the greatest slave master in the universe.
Beware ! Discipline goes to two different directions : success and self glory. Self glory is the biggest failure of life.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...