I asked that goddess for help, and all we got were these stupid monkeys.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Oh honey, someday a real man is going to make you see stars and you won't even be looking at the sky." Excerpt from Grace Willow's Last Minute Bride
Real power, is the power that empowers without corruption
The best fighter is never angry.
Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.
Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.
Everything around you that you call life was made up by people, and you can change it.
Begin, be bold, and venture to be wise.
Every corner and room of a house will carry memories, make these the most pleasurable times you shared with your family.
We demand privacy, yet we glorify those that break into computers.